Only adults 18 years of age and older are permitted within the Fantasy zone, btw. And during Fantasy Fest, only adults at least 18 years of age or older should be on any part of Duval Street, Whitehead Street, and streets in between. Additionally, I will not do Boobs on the Platter with women that are morbidly obese (over 250 pounds) and/or that look older than 70.

I am that guy wearing that homemade cardboard "boobs on the platter" hat. And I am that guy that likes to pose with women (topless and also with those low cut V-shaped bras) with my arm under their boobs lifting them up from underneath. What I call boobs on the platter. And once again, anyone who does not like boobs on the platter pictures and videos should either put a shirt on, or not come to Fantasy Fest at all, instead, go find a Halloween event in DuPage County, Illinois (such as Naperville's Oktoberfest), or even Toronto, Ontario, Canada's Halloween on Church street. And very truthfully, I think it's time to call for a public boycott of all Internet pornography with our own soft, romance and affection style content. Boycott xvideos. Boycott pornhub. Boycott xhamster. Boycott pichunter. Their content is TERRIBLE!!! Boring and un-entertaining, guys are nothing but too rough and painful with the women. It's nothing but the same thing, always repeating. Pinching, biting, touching only with the mouth, his thing in her mouth, slapping, tying, foreign objects, and then he's boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear, all repeating over and over like a broken record in every single video, category, and website, with the cameras zoomed in and focusing on the grinding genitals in many cases. And that content is particularly boring for guys that are terminally single because no woman wants a man financially incapable of living in Beverly Hills, California and also because Florida's population is a sausage fest. Too many men living in Florida and not enough women for all of the men living in Florida.

Grrr!!! I HATE those pornography industries! Their content is TERRIBLE! Boring, un-entertaining, and too dang painful to watch! It's nothing but that same repeating copypaste gruel. Pinching, biting, chewing on her nipples, pulling nipples as if trying to tear them off, his thing in her mouth, foreign objects that are nothing but painful, slapping, hitting, tying up, and then he's boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! into her rear. Us guys look up "massages" on sites like XVideos, Pornhub, and what not. The results give us that same, endless copypaste gruel! We look up "romance." Again, that same copypaste gruel repeating in every single video in the results! When we look up "Romance," the last thing we expect to see is "doggystyles" and his thing in her mouth in every single video that shows up in the results. Most pornographic websites are also loaded to the brim with destructive computer viruses just waiting to fry your computer the instant you enter. Some of those sites are viruses in and of themselves. Others jam and cover your computer screen with a constant heavy hailstorm barrage of annoying and disruptive pop-up ads. Closing them out does nothing but cause another huge avalanche of more ads to pop up and take their place. As in, you close out one ad and about 50 more ads pop up in it's place. Like trying to clear a mountain road of land slide debris only to trigger another land slide that re-covers the road. In many cases, clicking the X to close out those annoying ads will in fact open a new screen that is in fact a computer virus that makes mince meat of your entire hard drive. It causes your entire computer to crash and act up and go all haywire. It copies itself to your desktop and infects all of your icons (your Internet Explorer, Google Chrome, address book, your Mozilla Firefox!) and makes screens that are bigger than your computer screen so that you can never close out of them. It slows down your computer so that it grinds barely forward like a car that's had both front wheels removed. Cleaning up a virus-infected computer takes professional work and can cost up to a couple grand if not more, not to mention 2 to 5 weeks of no computer. Most of the subscription-mandatory pornography sites (the ones that require a credit card and monthly subscription to access) are hotbeds of identity theft and credit card fraud. So what do us guys have left? Fantasy Fest, where we can make our own soft, romance style content without all that copypaste gruel made by the porn industries, which by the way are based in California, especially in and around the San Fernando Valley area just northwest of Los Angeles.

Guys, it's time to save up and GET OUT of the United States of America! Nothing is legal anymore in the USA. The Federal Government is ordering all women to cover up in this country. Niqabs and even burqas are next. The USA is moving rapidly towards Islam and Sharia Law. It's totally illegal under Federal law for men to talk to women as enforced by the FBI. Making friends outside of high school has been criminalized by Congress in 2020. Socializing in general has been criminalized by the Feds. Communications today are now strictly for business only nationwide as enforced by the FBI. The USA has already become a nationwide boot camp, with a boot camp type culture. Statutory stalking is an umbrella that covers all social activities, welcomed or not, and is a capital felony under Federal law, investigated by Homeland Security and the FBI and punishable by three hundred (300) years to life in prison and/or the death penalty for all involved. Guys, you have Latin America (Mexico, Costa Rica, Colombia, Brazil, Peru, etc), you have Southeast Asia, you have Europe, you have Australia, you have the Caribbean, you have central and southern Africa. In those areas, there is a social atmosphere where men are permitted to interact with other people and mingle with women.