Dad jokes are the first ones you ever learn. My mother remembers the first joke I ever told. We were in the driveway at night when I was about four years old, and she was pointing out constellations.

Nonetheless, dad jokes are beloved (prized, even!) fatherly rite of passage. These cheeky little quips are the “dogs that are so ugly, ... I'm reading a book on clocks. It's about time!

These are the 176 best and funniest corny dad jokes for any occasion, according to a comedian and instructor at the Second City comedy club.

It’s time for the clocks to go back - so we’ll all gain an extra hour. ... And if you don’t know what to do with the additional minutes, how about sharing some Dad jokes?

101 Father's Day Jokes to Prove You Inherited Dad's Funny Bone Give your father the gift of laughter this year with these dumb puns and corny one-liners. Updated June 4, 2025, 3:12 PM EDT ...

Get the gang giggling with these short jokes for kids and adults. Find funny puns, corny one-liners and bad jokes that'll earn Dad's stamp of approval.

Give your dad a good laugh with these funny Father's Day jokes, cheesy puns and hilarious one-liners. ... Why did the grandpa throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Father’s Day is Sunday, and aside from ties, new golf club covers and scotch, one of the best things you can give Dad is a laugh. And let’s face it: Dads love cheesy jokes. The ol’ knee ...

The dad-humor in the note that came with the present puts an “aw shucks” smile on my face. Congratulations, you are now the owner of a one of a kind two-faced clock by Diversified Artistic ...

It made us laugh. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes.