For a long time, the only incident that came close ... or a weak episode of Black Mirror. Kudos to Thomas Tuchel, then, that he has needed just two months or so in situ as England manager to ...

Nor had the programme designers, the cover resembling a Royal Mail stamp, adorned with Thomas Tuchel side ... for their introduction, so long in fact that by then Tuchel had decided to make ...

On Tuesday morning, Thomas Tuchel and his staff ... None of that is really a concern for the long term, and it is the long term that is, of course, the point. Tuchel isn’t trying to build ...

but it was not a faultless debut for Thomas Tuchel. Had Gareth Southgate been swaying around the dugout in a knitted cardigan rather than the praying mantis figure in a dark coat, there was only ...