"My resume is nicely rounded out. There's a few big glaring gaps. Obviously three major championships I haven't won. Maybe a Players Championship as well. "So there's tons of opportunity to do ...

"I wouldn't say $16, but I would pay $12 for this again, for sure." "The tomato has a Resume." "I want to live this tomato's life." "Does it have a LinkedIn profile?" "I bet it's the affirmations that ...